An Advertisers Nightmare

I read with great interest and amusement the article from Yvonne Johnston (http://www.bizcommunity.com/Article/196/12/50582.html). From the outset I would like to declare that I have a great deal of respect for Yvonne and I am also one of her fans. She was in her time a great media mind and now an absolutely fabulously great marketer. Her credentials at Brand SA are proof of this.

I am still a news junkie. My day starts with News24, Iafrica, Businessday and Sky news online. It helps keep me in perspective on what’s happening in the world. I don’t own an Ipad, Kindle or iphone. I do own a Blackberry which helps me keep track of all my e-mails. I don’t he use it for surfing the net as the screen is too small so I use my laptop for that. I am proud of my simple technology use; it helps me stay in check. I am happy to pick up my novel and read it as it is and occasionally put in a donkey ear in case I can’t find a bookmark. Does that make me Technophobic don’t think so. In fact I consider myself very techno savvy. I just don’t own many gadgets and I am not an early adopter. I believe that both the online and offline media have a place and marketers can use them both to reach me.

I am also an art collector. Once every quarter I go to an auction at my son’s Montessori school and buy a few pieces. They may not have the same monetary value as a Picasso But the emotional value by far exceeds any Picasso.

I shop at Edgars and Mr. Price. I enjoy the Spar and also go to the Pick n Pay. I get my medicines from Dischem and refuse to go to Clicks because I find them to be very un friendly.

I don’t own a PVR. I seem to like my TV Live and NOT recorded. What’s the point of watching Steven Gerrard scoring against Man Utd on a recording? Sure the PVR has a place. There are some awesome programmes that one would want to keep for watching over and over again. The best part of watching TV is waiting for the ads. Its entertainment value is in some instances better then the programming. How else would I have been suckered into believing that one bottle of Sunlight Liquid will wash 1000 dishes (I do the dishes sometimes) or the Mr. Muscle ad telling me of its Multi purpose use or the Dygon helping me clear the bugs? I am a convert on these products. I moved my bank account to FNB as they said “How can we help you” and they gave me that limited edition VISA Electron card with the World Cup trophy embedded on it a real collector’s item and worth moving my bank account.

I go to the movies and I am always the first in the popcorn Queue because I don’t want to miss the start of the ads.

The 2010 world cup gave many advertisers the platform to showcase their products and talent. Who in their right mind would fast forward the MTN Ayoba ad or the Waving the flag ad of Coke? They gave me goose bumps throughout the world cup. And I still want to watch them. They were absolutely mind blowingly patriotic.

My current favourite is the Boxer ad series from Toyota. They just talk to me. It is like the advertiser has taken the trouble to know me. I like TV and TV advertising. Did I mention it helped pay my salary for the last 20 odd years and also helped buy those art pieces at the Auction? 

So how would an advertiser reach me well he will have to fork out R100 000 for a 7de laan spot on S2, an English Premier league package on S3 for about R500 000 and R2000 for Jhansi Ki Rani on Zee TV. I love soaps some of them are great.  Let’s not forget the news channels, eNews, NDTV, CNN, Sky and BBC.  My favourite media habit is 702 in the morning and Afternoon and also the Redi Dereko and Chris Gibbons shows.

I am an Advertisers Nightmare. It would cost them Gazillions to reach me whereas MS. Johnston well it seems R40 000 per month (before discount) on the Daily Maverick will do the trick a bargain I’d say for such a quality audience. And I am unashamedly proud to say it Mr. Advertiser I am a media junkie and it’s going to cost you money to reach me.